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Stop or Slow Down

A lawyer is driving a car down the street and instead of stopping at the stop sign, the lawyer slows down. A policeman sees this and pulls the car over and asks the man why he didn’t stop at the stop sign.

“It’s the same thing,” the lawyer stated, “I don’t believe there is a difference between stop and slow down.” “Allow me to prove it to you,” the policeman said.

He asks the lawyer to step out of his car and suddenly starts hitting him with his baton.

After a lot of pain that the lawyer endured, the policeman asked him, “Now do you want me to stop, or slow down?”

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