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Drunk Driver Busted

A couple is driving…
Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding.

Husband: I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know.

Wife: What the hell. That’s a lie. Ive been telling him for miles!!

Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!! No one is talking to you!!

Cop: OK then. Did you know that your license plate was expired?

Husband: No Officer, I didn’t know.

Wife: He’s lien!! I’ve been telling him for months!!

Husband: Shut the hell up BITCH. Nobody’s talking to you!!!

Cop walks over to the wife’s side and says:

Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way?

Wife: No. only when he’s drunk.

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