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Smartest Man

So there was a plane and in that plane was 4 people a Pilot, Lawyer, Priest and a kid.

The plane is going down and fast but there was only 3 parachutes so the pilot says “I have a family and a daughter that is expecting” he grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The lawyer says “well I’m the smartest man on earth so I have to live” he grabs a parachute and jumps off.

So now there is only 1 parachute left the Priest notices this and tells the kid ” Son go ahead take the last one I have lived my life”

The boy looks around the plane and says “wait we can both live” the priest says ” well how can that be?”, the boy says ” because the smartest man in the world just jumped off with my backpack” ????

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