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Kongilatulations: Kongi @ 90, By Isidore Emeka Uzoatu

Kongilatulations! (A Triple Dobale To Wole Soyinka @90).

1.

Enigmata.

You hated fruitless journeys abroad, yet

Aligned into a wasted generation at home:

Preferred Kafka quaffed in straight draughts

Yet stooped to housebreak Euripides for us:

A tiger flauntet not it’s tigritude, you said

As niggers brandished their negritude,

But now your leonine roar at life

Dovetails with your mane and gait.

You who weathered the storm

Of our nascent nationhood

In the deep recesses

Of your avid patriotism,

Starring in stick-and-burst ups

As the going got tough,

Even gentrifying their can

With your esteemed presence,

Only to reap the teargas

Of a protracted militarism

Steered by outsiders

Outweeping the bereaved.

Forget them that presume

The esoteric cant and creed

Of your bandana-ed clique at Ibadan

Spawned the current mayhem on campus –

For how can your hirsute self

Linguistic majesty et al

Partake in a cornucopia

Of raw skull and crossbones

And not puke your guts to submission

In second, third and fourth comings?

© Isidore Emeka Uzoatu 2004.

2.

Stigmata.

laureate des nos jours:

who’d’a thunk it

capo di tutti capi:

on Kawasaki of penultimate machismo

connoisseur par excellence:

of the arts, wine & all

obscurantist extraordinaire:

raven bums up, peroxide palms down

fabulist ex nihilo:

setting chume et al forth afore dawn

thespian sino dubio:

even in plots of own manufacture

raconteur in excelsis:

& the man resurrected in ake childhood

fashionista faux-naïf:

as in dressing to please the self

nationalista in extremis:

stick-up tape exchange a gogo

songista ab initio:

when Nigeria never jaga jaga –

ten things to ten men

a la Paul to the Corinthians,

yet John the Baptist in the wild west

to the eleventh,

as decapitated bodies homed east

after the blackout…

longer may you live

sans stigma.

© Isidore Emeka Uzoatu 2014.

3.

Charismata.

When a thoroughbred enigma

Acquires the burden of a stigma

It forces on him another trauma

Only survivable via charisma.

But truth is that while all the former

Brook no oeuvres with the Divine,

The latter only comes – and goes –

As ordered from Elysium heights.

Before the tides tumbled overnight

Your orders came through impervious

With tribe and tongue mattering little

If at all…

Then the captain’s orders

Became solely for others –

The landlubbers, uninitiated

And uncircumcised, perhaps.

A tribe became responsible

For the June 12 annulment

Orchestrated as proven

By all the 250+ of us;

And the heist of February 25

Grabbing, seizing and running

Was okayed for a mess of jollof

And, well, a cache of crockery…

Reawakening the gregarious stream

Of our hitherto deadpan consciences

Hibernating beneath the waters

Since a thirty-month sabbatical:

Pronto we see Unoka’s cold sperm

Spawning Okonkwo’s roaring flame

Before morphing back once again

To Nwoye’s cold ash at the hearth.

After all, not unlike all the magma

Hidden deep in pubescent plasma,

Even lava vomited by Mount Etna

Eventually turns to ash and stone.

Talk of spiritual dryness cutting either way

Between both Christian and Pagan savants

Of the one and only possible creator of all

Taken too high up for any to comprehend.

Like Ss Teresa of Lisieux and Calcutta

Coped with when they trod earth still…

© Isidore Emeka Uzoatu 2024.

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