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Husband and Wife

A man comes home late at night and shouts behind a locked door:

”Let me in!”

Wife: “Go back to where you`ve come from”.

Husband:” Let me in, or I`ll kill myself!”

Wife: “I don`t care!”

Husband goes to a lake and throws a stone into the lake.

Wife goes out from a house wearing nothing but bra and pants. She tries to “save” her husband in the lake!

Husband sneakily returns to the house and locks the door.

Wife returns to the house and finds out that the door is closed.

Wife: “Let me in!”

Husband:” Tell me, Darling, where have you come from wearing nothing but pants and bra?”

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