A couple is driving…
Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband: I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know.
Wife: What the hell. That’s a lie. Ive been telling him for miles!!
Husband: Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!! No one is talking to you!!
Cop: OK then. Did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband: No Officer, I didn’t know.
Wife: He’s lien!! I’ve been telling him for months!!
Husband: Shut the hell up BITCH. Nobody’s talking to you!!!
Cop walks over to the wife’s side and says:
Cop: Mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: No. only when he’s drunk.
