A Primary Two Teacher asked the class: Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread?
The whole class was silent.
The Teacher then said: Whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence.
A little boy then stood up and said: Sir, Jesus fed five thousand people.
The Teacher said: That’s so good of you my boy.
The Teacher then gave him the two phones and said: Ask me your own question so that I can answer and take back my phones.
The boy asked the Teacher: What were the names of the five thousand people that Jesus fed?
The Teacher fainted.