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Hunger Crisis In Northern Nigeria, Reflections By WFP, AFdB, IFPRI

Global UpfrontDec 22, 2025December 22, 20251

Humanitarian agencies are in a race against time to save lives in contexts where economies have collapsed as hunger is aggravated by conflicts and extreme

DSS Files Charges Against Arrested Ansaru Terrorists Commanders Abu Baraa And Mahmuda

Global UpfrontSep 5, 2025September 5, 20250

The Department of State Services (DSS) has filed multiple charges against two arrested commanders of the Ansaru terrorist group, Abu Baraa and Mahmuda. The Ansarul

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, First Woman On The U.S. Supreme Court, Dies at 93

Global UpfrontDec 1, 2023December 1, 20230

Former Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, who blazed a trail as the first woman to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court, died on Friday in Phoenix,

U.S. Army cadets raid Naval Academy, Annapolis, steal the wrong goat from Navy

Global UpfrontNov 25, 2021November 25, 20210

The recent cold snap along the East Coast can mean only one thing: The Army-Navy football game is afoot, and with that, the time-honored tradition

Trump claims he can knock out Joe Biden within seconds in Boxing Ring, Twitter says ‘Set it Up’

Global UpfrontSep 11, 2021September 11, 20210

Trump immediately said that in the boxing ring his easiest fight would be President Joe Biden whom he thinks would ‘go down very, very quickly’.

Midnight visitors jam COVID-19

Global UpfrontJan 18, 2021January 18, 20210

They heard a loud knock on their front door, accompanied by a harsh command, “Open up or you’re all dead!” The couple now understood they

Before and After Marriage

Global UpfrontAug 9, 2020August 9, 20200

Before Marriage:Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.Girl: Do you want me to leave?Boy: No don’t even think about it.Girl: Do you love me?Boy:

Pretty Nigerian Lady and her Zimbabwean Shillings

Global UpfrontJul 27, 2020July 27, 20200

A pretty Nigerian lady got linked to a rich Zimbabwean man on the internet. On a good day for a surprise, the man sent 60

Not Me

Global UpfrontJul 9, 2020July 9, 20200

A policeman is sitting at a church praying. The Priest comes to him to lighten up his day with Bible Knowledge! Priest: “Tell me son,

I Can Fly

Global UpfrontJul 4, 2020July 4, 20200

I was shocked when I heard a very really fat girl singing: ‘I believe I Can Fly…’ “My sister, have you ever seen an Elephant