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11 International Idioms That Sound Downright Hilarious in English

Global UpfrontJun 12, 2020June 12, 20200

Molly Pennington, PhD If you think English idioms sound weird, try wrapping your mind around these strange phrases from other countries. COURTESY VIKING-DIRECT.CO.UK Tie a bear

Smartest Man

Global UpfrontJun 12, 2020June 12, 20200

So there was a plane and in that plane was 4 people a Pilot, Lawyer, Priest and a kid. The plane is going down and

Law Student

Global UpfrontJun 6, 2020June 6, 20200

A boy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”. The girl answered with a loud angry voice; “What?

The Chinese and the Nigerian

Global UpfrontJun 3, 2020June 3, 20200

A Chinese and a Nigerian official meet each other at a meeting. They soon became good friends and exchanged their business cards. “If you ever

Tie The Frenchman…

Global UpfrontMay 25, 2020May 25, 20200

An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police

The Dog You Feed Most

Global UpfrontMay 22, 2020May 22, 20200

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is

The Zoo

Global UpfrontMay 17, 2020May 17, 20200

A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are

Drunk Driver Busted

Global UpfrontMay 13, 2020May 13, 20200

A couple is driving…Cop: Sir, you realize that you were speeding. Husband: I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know. Wife: What the hell. That’s a lie.

Godfather and his Lawyer

Global UpfrontMay 12, 2020May 12, 20200

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got

Osinbajo is the current chairman of Short People Association of Nigeria – El-Rufai jokes

Global UpfrontMay 12, 2020May 12, 20200

Governor Nasir El-Rufai engaged in banters last night while reacting to a video shared on Twitter by popular comedian, Teju Babyface. In the short video from