Jokes

Three absent minded writers were busy discussing a writing project on the platform, while waiting for the train. The announcement was made, and the train

The Pope is saddend that he never sees much of the countries he visits and decides it’s time for a change After a visit to

A lawyer is driving a car down the street and instead of stopping at the stop sign, the lawyer slows down. A policeman sees this

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the

A Primary Two Teacher asked the class:  Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread? The whole class was silent. The Teacher then said:

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample

My friend forgot his apple laptop on the floor in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale,and climbed on it. CONCLUSION: My grandma