A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge.”
The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting.” But tell me what does the sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says ‘Pull’”!!! (imagine the idiot pushing instead of pulling lol)